guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
other girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
me: I hang out by myself
me: there's no drama
me: and I don't have to wear pants
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird.
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